To my Dad...
Dad you've always been there for me. You've always been someone all of us kids have looked to for wisdom, knowledge and a laugh. You've worked your butt off your whole life and now it is time for you to kick back and relax. It's your time, enjoy it. Don't forget that list of items I gave you to get done at my house!! Really, I'm not kidding!
In honor of you retiring from that $%#@&(^ place, here are some of the things, quotes that as a kid I remember you saying that made me laugh. Some of the other kids will agree.
1. Do I have to pull this van over?
2. You play by the rules....I'm using Butch's Rules (also known as Prison Rules)
3. This one is a sound that you make quite regularly...Big exhale through the mouth
4. I brought you into this world and I sure as hell can take you out!!!!
5. I'm only 1600 miles away..Give me a call and I'll be there
6. Call when you get home!!! We always call Dad!
7. Those damn Vikings are going to be the end of me!!!!!
Congratulations Dad on making it to retirement and may all the rest of your days be great. I love you dad!!!
Natron